Don't worry your pretty little heads over this... I'm getting there. I promise. But in the meantime, if you live within 50 miles of me and know who I am- QUIT BRINGING CHRISTMAS GOODIES TO MY WORK, MY HOME, OR ANYWHERE NEAR ME. YOU MAY BE AT RISK OF LOSING A DIGIT, OR WORSE.
Dang, people. We're trying to lose weight around here! If I had any self control, I wouldn't look like this TO BEGIN WITH. SO WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME???
Okay... okay... rant is over. Take a deep breath. Let's get down to business.
Tomorrow is Monday & I am back on it, 100%. As you can see from the pic, I polished off the cheeseball that LESLIE brought over along with her irresistible home made fudge. (you KNOW I'll call you out on MY blog-be warned.) I'm heading to the gym tomorrow at 9AM with my priorities in place, having ingested 30g of protein & my Phentermine pill - ready for ACTION.
And ladies, (my apologies to Brian, the one male follower on my blog, for this topic... feel free to stop reading HERE, Brian) what is up with the water weight gain/bloating during our periods? Feel FREE to comment to me about this. When, exactly, does the weight gain happen? I lost 4.2 as of last Tuesday 12/23, then AUNT FLOW came to visit four days later... now I feel HUGE but I don't know if that's the side effect of my peroid or that cheeseball I just ate. Maybe both? I'm totally expecting to have gained at least eight pounds this week. And if I do... I'll blame it allllll on water weight. Yup. Water weight gain.
So THAT'S where I'm at. As I always say, it is what it is. If I gained weight this week (who am I kidding with the *if*) I'll know exactly why. But I also know what I need to do to take it back off, right? I am a WEIGHT LOSS STUD. And WHO is going to lose weight during the week of Christmas PLUS I had TWO wedding receptions to go to??? Seriously. I'm a victim. A very puffy victim.