Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Time to fess up...

So here it is. I can't live a lie, anymore. I haven't been honest about my weight loss. I think the Cheetos ate into my brain. Or maybe it was the Twinkies. How could I admit my failure after being so public about my success?? And the truth of it is... I love butter. LOTS of butter. As a matter of fact, I just ate two sticks of it. AND, of course, I washed it down with a 2-liter of Coke. REGULAR Coke. This was my breakfast. And it has been my breakfast for the last month. I reached my original weight of 244 pounds about 10 days ago but then I thought "gosh, I've been so amazing with my weight loss... how successful could I be with a weight GAIN???" (I'm big into my goals, you see!) So I REALLY put my all into it and have now reached 312 pounds. AWESOME! I AM Rebuildingamy.... I'm just EXPANDING into some new directions! And who knows.... 350 pounds could be the new 250 pounds, right? I've never made plus size look so good! Now I'm off to eat my dog. I mean some hot dogs... (and Happy April Fools, everyone! Enjoy my photo-editing talents!)

9 comments:

Ashley said...

Mmm, butter and coke, sounds like a nice combination :)

Perry said...

Now that was funny - it took me most of it before I woke up and realized what day it was!

Jaime said...

hahaha funny Amy, I love the picture!

Me, Only Better said...

Bwahahahaha! You look like an angry Rosie O'Donnell there! Funny Lady you are!

antgirl said...

Great photo. :) You had me fooled. I forgot it was April one. LOL

Krista Bee said...

Ha! April Fools! Someone is having fun with her photo booth!

The Duckworth Family said...

Definitely attractive and love the jammies. Childrens Place? Gotta love it! Except I've always been afriad of the adult ones, are they as comfy as the kids ones seem on the kids!? must be if you get more cuddles! I dreamt last night that I was back at weight watchers, it was intersting and I woke up sad. I just miss the meetings, the support, the fun ladies. Just 16 1/2 more weeks to go!

Laurens_Closet said...

Glad you all like the pics! And the pajamas... Hanna Andersson! : )

Bunny Trails said...

Butter and coke ... ewwwww! Happy APril Fool's day :) Quite funny!